datjukebird:

condensation

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

nurgal:

                  ✧・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

The length of a girls hair does not dictate her sexuality 

                  ✧・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

pidgeonpeep:

me when im drunk

prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

ruingaraf:

revolverwife:

stormy-kun493:

captain-poc:

magical girl internet explorer 

"I wish I was a better browser, that people would use me for more than just downloading my browser sisters, and everyone would love me just as much as them.  That is my wish."

what’s the witch look like

ruingaraf:

revolverwife:

stormy-kun493:

captain-poc:

magical girl internet explorer 

"I wish I was a better browser, that people would use me for more than just downloading my browser sisters, and everyone would love me just as much as them.  That is my wish."

what’s the witch look like