THE HUNGER GAMES
THE LORD OF THE RINGS/THE HOBBIT
JOHN GREEN’S BOOKS
JAMES BOND FILMS/BOOKS
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
MY LITTLE PONY
where the fuck is homestuck
Something seems a little OFF about this list.
when my parents introduce me to new people
I bet that thawed things out quickly.
yes im a boy
yes i knit things
This guy should be some crazy DC villain…
OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.
oh god someone do this
GET ON IT
I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!
He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters
can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?
So this guy started talking to me on kik and it wasn’t that nice really. As you can see he called me all sorts of stuff as fat, told me to cut my wrists and to go back being anorexic. I told him I’d post our convo on my tumblr and he begged me not to since he was afraid he’s gf would see it, and I don’t want to ruin their relathionship but I’m not gonna be silent about this either. So when i told him id post it he posted a little bit of our convo instead where I called him a bitch, so now I’m getting shit for it. And not just this, he even called his own gf horrible. I’d be very very happy if you could spread this, apparently I’m not the first one.
SIGNAL BOOST THIS. MAKE THE GIRLFRIEND FIND THIS
THIS ISN’T OKAY. SIGNAL BOOST. NOW.
Make this bastard pay for all the shit he said. What decent human being says those things to a person and expects it to be okay???
i hope he gets hit by a bus or a loose rhino.. jack ass.
SIGNAL BOOST. REBLOG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS. SPREAD IT LIKE WILDFIRE
today my french teacher wrote a bunch of words on the board and one was “le batterie” and i had terrifying flashbacks to being in the off fandom
>thinking you’re ever free of the OFF fandom
its “la batterie” u frick
*walks into class* um excuse me ms french teacher someone on the internet corrected youre grammar and called me a frick :-/
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
we get from parent sex jokes to hitler
All conversations eventually lead to Hitler