look at this lady from this xy artwork. look at her and her chespin at the restaurant. The server is bringing them two meals. That lady ordered a meal for her chespin. She loves that chespin. That chespin is so happy. That chespin has probably been with that lady for its whole life. That chespin is descended from a chesnaught, and that chesnaught was probably that lady’s too. That is a little old lady who trained a big-ass juggernaught grass monster. I love pokemon
So apparently Italian peasants in the 1400’s were fans of Smooth Criminal.
oh god I think I’m fine with bird brian haha
Someone stuck a plunger on the back of a chicken FOR SCIENCE.
How do I get that job? Why was that career path never laid out for me when I was in middle school?
you know its actually also my headcanon that a trolls hair grows upwards and outwards like an afro
its possible to style it downwards but not with a proper amount of effort and itll still flip upwards at the ends regardless of what you do
unless of course
you sweat enough to keep it saturated.
this iS A HEADCANON I CAN GET BEHIND
"man this essay is taking forever"
Joseph Begley lights up rooms in a cheeky way with ‘Slap It’
A quick pinch or squeeze of the ‘slap it’ lamp by London-based designer Joseph Begley brightens up rooms with its warm glow. made from realistic feeling silicone, the cheeky light responds to pressure sensors when it is touched, directly turning it on or off.
Ok can I have
i want a few of every color in a room and have a bunch of people over for a buttslapping rave where we have to make the room flash by slappinbutts
Gigapause contribution #4
Legend of Dave: The Scratch of Time